EDITORIALS
Newspapers
- The senior year 'booty call' and other romantic adventures
My debut column, and clear inspiration for Sex & The City. >read Lies, lies, lies; television paints an unrealistic, rosy pictureIn which I learn that the happy endings promised in all John Hughes movies were, indeed, fiction. >read
Cafe Evil: Lousy service comes on the sideWhy you should never, ever mistreat a member of the press. >read
Ladies: Watch out for players - their looks can be deceivingA guide on how to recognize and tell apart different species of cad. >read
College spring break memoriesIn which I wax nostalgic for all the trips I've taken to the interest of no one but me. >read
- Reality bites: Life after the 'U'
Descriptions of what it's like to suffer a quarterlife crisis come early. >read Sick of the 'U'? Venture Abroad
In which I extol the obvious virtues of studying overseas.>readBeer: The muse that Plato overlooked
What happens when you head to the bar to try to think of an idea for a column. >readBoxers v. briefs: The great debate
Accepting endorsements from Hanes and Victoria's Secret while the getting is good. >read- An inner battle: Can she bare all?
A plea to my readership for help with the biggest decision of my life: Whether or not to run the naked mile. >read
- Restrict columnists' speech
And for more laughs than I could provide on my own, a letter to the editor from a student who favors communism and having me hauled off by the KGB in the middle of the night. >read